11. Christmas decorating level: Advanced
Santa would be pleased.
Grinch Parenting 101
Santa? Yes, hi. No need to bring presents this year. I would like some silence instead.
How to establish dominance
You’ll never forget me if you find tiny sparkles all over your house for the next year.
14. Admitting your defeat
That’s enough LEDs and electricity usage to cover half the block.
15. Add a dinosaur
No, no, I didn’t screw up the gingerbread house. The kids needed to learn about paleontology.
16. When one goes out, they all go out
Their commitment is annoying, but on point.
17. One snowflake falls
A timeless Christmas classic.
18. He sees you when you’re sleeping
And by the looks of it, that’s not all he sees.
19. What happened to all the cookies?
Fine, it was him. But can you blame him?
20. Every mom on Christmas morning.
Pretend to be shocked. Moms deserve a win this year.
21. Front of the tree vs. back of the tree
Only the wall is going to see it anyway.
22. P.O.P.D
Guilty. Distribute the ornaments *evenly*, or suffer the consequences.
23. Ye Shall Return Home
Ah yes..ye old turn off, wait 30 seconds and turn back on again.
24. Cookie Bae
I am the sprinkle master
25. Christmas now vs. then
Socks would be amazing, quite frankly.
