19) Don’t forget your PT gear!
18) What time is it in Afghanistan?
17) No, I haven’t seen your cover!
16) I’d like to take the groceries out to my car myself please.
15) Do you offer a military discount?
14) We just moved to this installation. Where is, well…everything!
13) Ya’ll are gonna have to wipe with napkins…I am NOT going to the commissary on pay day!
12) REMEMBER OPSEC!!
11) Crap. Our king bed won’t fit in this house!
10) We will just celebrate Christmas in July!
9) Damn. I called at 7:05 instead of 7:00…now there are no appointments at the clinic for today!
8) What can I make with ½ bag of noodles, mustard and apples?
7) O’Dark WHAT?
6) My sponsor’s last four are…
5) I might need some Xanax.
4) Who decided to close the back gate?
3) I do not feel like going to the FRG meeting tonight!
2) Don’t make me Skype your father!!
1) How do I do it? One day at a time…because I LOVE him/her.
