The ones we can all relate too:
- “The toilet seat is always down.”
- “You run out of things to watch on Netflix.”
- “Murphy arrives three days after he leaves and leaves your house three days before he comes back again.”
- “When you’re considering getting another pet.”
- “You waste too many groceries and end up living off wine and dairy products.”
- “You get recognized at the post office.”
- “You have your phone on and charged at all times in case he calls.”
- “You start talking in military time.”
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